I seriously wish I could quit my job so that I could spend more time on ‘Pinterest’!
You say ‘LOL’……..while I say ‘ILSHTIPMPASMV’ .............(‘I laughed so hard that I peed my pants and spilled my Vodka!’)
I never leave the shower curtain closed in my bathroom for fear that a maniacal killer will be hiding behind it! (.........hellloooo.....it could happen......don't you watch TV, people?.........)
Wouldn’t it be awesome if I could get paid to read books! In fact I think I just found my new 'DREAM JOB!'
Am I the only one who has a crush on the Prince in Disney’s ‘Little Mermaid’? (I often dream that I’m Arial……just so I can ‘do the dirty' with the ‘dreamy’ Prince Eric!) (.........and yes...........I DO realize that he's a cartoon.....I'm not an idiot, people!)
I’ve decided that I’m not really FAT ………….I can't be sure - but I'm fairly certain that I must be one of those woman you hear about or you see on television who don’t know their pregnant .........so one of these days I'm pretty sure I’m gonna be sitting on the toilet and out will pop a baby! (.......and yes.........I've got my overnight bag packed and have been going back and forth with baby names............) (........yeah - like that's the least of my worries if INDEED I am actually pregnant!)
Later.....
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