Bot Flies and Bungie Jumping........

Things that I’m thinking about today:

 

I’ve decided that the things that mattered most to me when I was younger aren’t as important to me now…….

 

I’ve decided that there are a lot worse things in life than being overweight…….like – being STUPID!   Or being a BITCH!

I know that life flies by and you shouldn’t waste one minute of it …..because you only get one crack at it and it’s up to you to make the best of it………..so I’ve decided to enjoy the simple things and be happy...........(........regardless of the fact that I have 'BOT FLIES' living in my body.....)  

 And lastly..............

Have you listened to the news lately?   

Well I’m pretty sure that I WON’T be going ‘Bungee Jumping’ any time soon……..helllllooooooo…… (….a perfect example WHY one shouldn’t Bungee Jump…..I’m just sayin’……….)     .....it might be just me, but plummeting into a raging alligater infested river in Africa just isn't my idea of FUN!

Go to: http://travel.usatoday.com/destinations/dispatches/post/2012/01/tourist-survives-365-foot-plunge-when-bungee-cord-snaps/598995/1?csp=hf

Or see:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNmoqzMPOo0  (...and watch closely...)

 

(Acual picture of me 'bungie jumping'.........NOT!)

On a side note:  

 I can't be sure ....but I'm fairly certain that my 'Bot Fly' infestation (....you know - the bot flies that I have living in my back and my boobs....)  Well - they're slowly dying off..... and I have a theory!

....I'll keep you posted.....