JUST SOME SHORT STORIES, RANDOM THOUGHTS, AND TOTALLY USELESS INFORMATION ABOUT A 40-SOMETHING WOMAN TRYING TO DEAL WITH LIFE - GETTING OLD & FAT AND LOSING HER HOTNESS!
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Monday, January 9, 2012
Bot Flies and Bungie Jumping........
Things that I’m thinking about today:
I’ve decided that the things that mattered most to me when I was younger aren’t as important to me now…….
I’ve decided that there are a lot worse things in life than being overweight…….like – being STUPID! Or being a BITCH!
I know that life flies by and you shouldn’t waste one minute of it …..because you only get one crack at it and it’s up to you to make the best of it………..so I’ve decided to enjoy the simple things and be happy...........(........regardless of the fact that I have 'BOT FLIES' living in my body.....)
Have you listened to the news lately?
Well I’m pretty sure that I WON’T be going ‘Bungee Jumping’ any time soon……..helllllooooooo……(….a perfect example WHY one shouldn’t Bungee Jump…..I’m just sayin’……….) .....it might be just me, but plummeting into a raging alligater infested river in Africa just isn't my idea of FUN!
(Acual picture of me 'bungie jumping'.........NOT!)
On a side note:
I can't be sure ....but I'm fairly certain that my 'Bot Fly' infestation (....you know - the bot flies that I have living in my back and my boobs....) Well - they're slowly dying off..... and I have a theory!
I'm in my 40's, a wife, a mother AND grandmother ...... I collect Tequila bottles, coloring books, pez dispensers, goosebump books and bar coasters. I love the supernatural (...in my next life I think I'll marry a Vampire...) and I'm facinated by 'weird & creepy' things. Oh, and I've recently become obsessed with Zombies. I love reading, I love crafting and making things! I have a huge phobia of being mauled by a bear and I absolutely HATE garden gnomes ....oh, and 'Clowns' kind of creep me out too! I'm hopelessly in love with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I LOVE VODKA and someday I will open my own small-town pub so I can dance on the bar in my "Coyote Ugly Butt-less Chaps" without getting kicked out!